20. I travel and live in foreign places.
Shanghai. London. Athens.
|Guy in my class:||Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.|
|Teacher:||You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.|
|Teacher:||Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you|
Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck
I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago